Friday, April 10

Fangirls, take your places!




Hello to all of my most favoritest readers and assorted friendlies!
And may I say, TGIF!
I'm sure it won't come as any surprise to you that my girls and I have all sorts of A-list funnage planned for the weekend. And alas, we're grounded here on the East Coast. 
BUT IF WE WEREN'T--that is to say, if we were, for instance, closer to Austin, TX--you can bet your best Pucci-print bikini that we would be heading out to hear Kathi Appelt and Cynthia Leitich Smith at Book People. 

I've blabbed all about my Cynthia love before, and completely and totally urge you to read ETERNAL if you haven't already. And Kathi's debut novel, The Underneath, has won many most fancified awards. They are mucho-talented ladies, the both of 'em. 

Also, they both have shiny, shiny hair. 
Go. Meet. Listen. Swoon. Then swing back thisaway and tell me all about what a fabbity time you had!

Who looks out for you? 

MWAH!

--Mads

Monday, February 23

Oscar hangovers

Thanks to all of you who followed my Oscars Twitter feed last night--I had a blast snarking along with all of my friendlies, both "real" and online!

As promised, here's a round-up of my faves of the Oscar fashion coverage:

First up, Television Without Pity does a "Best and Worst" photo gallery. 
I'm going to ASSUME, obvs, that if you're reading my post, it's because you want my opinion, so without further ado: 
MAJOR AGREE: about Tina Fey. That dress was heaven and she rawks. 
MAJOR DISAGREE: about Miley Cyrus. Her gown was meant for someone three times her age and possibly performing in a Vegas lounge act. And the belt...wherefore, the belt? 
As for the swipes about Phil-S-Hoff's knit cap--rumor has it that bad things are happening to his hair in the name of a movie role. So I'm willing to overlook it JUST THIS ONCE. 

Eonline's Fashion Police mixes things up by allowing you to vote "Glam or Sham." I have to say that as much as Angie CLEARLY looks mega-gorj, I'm finding her new grown-up aesthetic to be a big, fat yawn. 
Also, it's starting to seem like I'm the only person who didn't take ish with Frieda Pinto's dress, but it could be I'm clouded by my massive girl crush. 
My girl Beyonce is fierce as ever, but is it just me, or does she look like she can barely breathe? There's a fine line between suffering for fashion and plain old foolishness. 

The Fug girls are not without their signature strong opinions. I hear the concerns about La Klum's dress and how architectural it is, but let's face it: girlfriend could wear a potato sack and still look better than most of us on our best days. I say brava for taking a risk. 

And finally, Marie Claire online has a look at Best and Worst of Oscar fashions throughout the years, with an eye toward some serious offenders (we're looking at YOU, Bjork). Don't hate me for finding Renee Zellweger to be srsly annoying. I don't even care that she can pull it out for a good red carpet showing. 

All right, kiddos--here's hoping this tides us over until the MTV Movie Awards rear their aggressively trendtastic heads again. 

Hasta la runway,

Your Fave Fashionista

Tuesday, February 10

Love Bites




Just kidding (mostly). 

I may be presently dudeless, but the truth is that there are way worse things in the world than spending Valentines doing the things that YOU love to do, rather than running around like a headless chicken trying to find the perfect overly-commercialized, saccharine-sweet, mass-produced pressie for some lunkhead who I'd bet my Prada thigh-highs doesn't even come close to deserving you. 
(Because, I mean, who does? You're awesome.)

Myself, I'm super-psyched to get myself an ab fab gift that will definitely not disappoint: a copy of ETERNAL by Cynthia Leitich Smith!  Cyn's one of my favorite authors, ever since I read the Southern-gothic shapeshifter creepfest, TANTALIZE, and ETERNAL is the companion novel to that book. And it is out today!

Pre-order your copy from Amazon today, 'cause you ain't borrowing mine. 
And happy Valentines Day, friendlies! 

LoveYaMeanIt, kisskisskiss. 

Tuesday, January 27

SAG Snark

Well, as some of you may have seen on Twitter, I once upon a time promised a round-up of Golden Globe fashion and, well, apparently . . . I lied.

I’m not proud of myself, people!

Sorry, kiddies—what can I say? I got swept up in sketches for my own Oscar gown, on the off- (but VERY exciting) chance that I get to go this year with Reegs. (related aside: SQUEE!!! The Oscars!)

So I hope you will understand that sometimes, a fashion brainstorm simply has to take priority.
Those of you who felt it necessary to CALL ME OUT on Twitter (coughPaigecough) can go take a leap into the Filene’s Basement bargain bins.

In the meantime, here’s a link to a great recap of the SAG award fashions.

My own thoughts (since of course my opinion is the only one that really counts) on some of the highlights:

Emily Blunt: should step away from the Reynolds Wrap.

Angelina: Really? That’s the best you can do, babe?

Evan Rachel Wood:
Liking the matchy-matchy shoes and bag.

Jane Krakowski: You have scarred me for life.

Christina Applegate: I’m going to disagree with the TWOP folks, here—I really like the flapper vibe that she’s working.

Lisa Edelstein: Hott. That’s how to wear color, people.

January Jones:
may be suffering from a severe head trauma.

Please to share your opinions, girlies!

location: The Closet
status: opinionated
Oscar gown: in progress